(You have NO idea how long I've wanted to write a post with that title. Hee Hee. At least Fifty Shades of Terrible left behind one decent legacy...)
We've skipped town. We are going to relax, unplug, and build some really awesome sand castles. There *might* be a margarita or two involved...
If you need us? Call paradise.
See you when we get back!
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